Christmas and Star Wars go hand in hand this season, leading to conversations like this one all across the world:
"Hey have you heard of the Starwars Christmas Special?"
"No What's that?"
"It's the worst television special ever made. It was so bad, it was never released on video and George Lucas said that if he had a sledgehammer, he "would track down every copy of that show and smash it."
"Cool, lets watch it."
But this is a terrible, terrible idea. Friends don't let friends watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. Just say 'no' kids. But just in case the worst happens, here is a list of survival strategies. Remember, watching the show is not advised and may cause permanent injury. Use these tips only in case of emergency: